Geoffrey the cabbage man with a banana stand
How This All Started
Geoffrey the Cabbage man who runs a Banana stand is a mythological being of true unknown origin. If you are wondering how I came into contact with Geoffrey it would be years ago during the first Covid-19 outbreak and I a well known scientist was trying to find a cure until this man and his monkey found their way into my office.
THIS MAN WAS INSANE
He regaled me of his life story giving deadly precision to events that he would have no idea knowing unless there however, judging from his appearance it would be impossible. His family according to him seem to predate every discovery humanity has ever made.
Geoffrey's own words
You see Doctor my family has been around for generations prospering and failing every so often but never enough for us to go extinct or out of business. I am the 13th in line and as such made a solem vow to ensure the safety of my family above all else and do all I can to ensure our ways are preserved. Hence why I'm here for proper documentation.
"WE HAVE CHOSEN YOU"
The monkey spoke
Geoffrey Continued his story
When I reached the Hidden Village that my father and grandfather journeyed to I found this monkey and they lead me around showing me everything they had to offer me. then once nightfall came the joining ceremony began and I partook with all the monkeys the ceremonial incense and became one with every monkey in that village and by extension every Geoffrey of generations past learning all of their wisdom all at once. what happened after word is something that you will need to see yourself. Gertrude if you will.
The monkey Climbed onto me and shoved it's fingers up my nose and I saw things no human should ever lay it's eyes on. I write this journal and created this website to warn you that if you ever come across this man do not make eye contact, do not show that you notice him, and if you're lucky you won't be chosen like I was. The visions the monkey showed me were very vulgar and highly confusing as though my own existence became foreign to the very God that created me.
The Monkey Moved swiftly before I could react and like that it was over. I came back to my sense and he was gone as though he was never there to begin with...but I knew that he wasn't an apparition or illusion at all
