Geoffrey the cabbage man with a banana stand
The Monkeys
These Monkeys were a part of the Geoffrey Agricultural techniques founded by Geoffrey the 3rd and was lost and forgotten to time only to be found by Geoffrey the 11th
What we know about the Monkeys
Step 1
Upon entering the hidden village on a remote Island somewhere a monkey will seek you out and that will be your monkey companion until you die
Step 2
For the next month the Geoffrey will be present each night in a ceremony in from which he will inhale the ceremonial incense provided him from his monkey companion and become one with every Geoffrey before him learning of the secrets the monkeys and Geoffrey's have learned over the years
Step 3
Unfortunately this step will have to be omitted due to a curse that Geoffrey said and I Quote "Will end the very world as we know it" so he ended the steps here.